Lois: Excuse me? I know you didn’t think anyone would catch you, but you just slammed your door into my car. The least you could do is say you’re sorry, lady.
Woman: You don’t have to take that tone. It’s not like I’m hurting your resale value.

Aww Hal & Lois are the best. <3

LOIS: We have to figure out a way to fix us. And I don’t mean just now, because we’re always going to have hard times. We have to figure out a way to get through this without us killing eachother.
HAL: Well i’m open to suggestions.
LOIS: Ok. Here’s what we’re going to do. You’re going to tell me three, no, five, no, seven! I want you to tell me seven things you love about me. Seven reasons why this is all worthwhile. Seven reasons why we’re still here. HAL: Seven?
LOIS: Seven! And I have to believe every one of them. You have to say them all right now! HAL: Seven?! LOIS: Oh please just do it! HAL: Ok ok. Uh…I love how your neck smells in the morning. LOIS: Ok that’s one. HAL: I love how every one of your toes looks like it came from another person’s foot. LOIS: Oh God…HAL: And I love how you’re honest and fearless. And how when I’m sick you treat me like a baby. LOIS: Okay that last one counts for two, you got three more to go…I can tell you that I just adore this. HAL: What? LOIS: The way your forehead gets all crinkly when you’re worried. HAL: And I love the way you cut the crust off your toast even though you end up eating both anyway.
LOIS: I love your loyalty. And your kindness. And that you still suck in your gut whenever I walk into the room. HAL: I love how you didn’t dump me when you found out I was in love with you! LOIS: I love that you still married me even after you met my parents!
HAL: And I love that nothing in my life, not cribbage with my dad, not a new Van Halen album, or not even an old Van Halen album for that matter or any of their solo albums…
LOIS: Hal.
HAL: I love that nothing in my life is complete until i’ve shared it with you.